What is the worst pick-up line you've received online?: "Hey, you seem pretty chill and interesting, I was wondering if you would accept an engagement of witty banter between two intellectuals. Of course this engagement may start off as purely platonic but my sensual desires will most likely guide our cohesive unity down more erotic, lascivious, and sexual paths that will include but are not limited to rump pounding, sperm warfare, sexual acts involving good, and an abundance of new uncharted sexual positions where I assert my pure dominance in establishing a realm of absolute sovereignty in your nether regions."
A film inspired by Almu Alcaide
Written and directed by Matthew Willings